oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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