I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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