Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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