I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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