I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I AM VODKA MAN
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
