apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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