these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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