why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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