Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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