stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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