You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she pinky promised me she was 18
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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