we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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