So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I bet he comes in French.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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