How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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