I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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