I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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