In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
