So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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