ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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