Even the bartender felt bad for me
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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