I'm gonna have a badass scar
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Still dying that you shit outside
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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