would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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