Do vagina's smell?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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