talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
