your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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