We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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