I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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