I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I want to fling myself into the sun
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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