This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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