Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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