Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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