watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
