It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
how does that bad decision feel?
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