That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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