Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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