He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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