try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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