Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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