I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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