I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
