guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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