But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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