ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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