why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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