And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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