I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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