Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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