Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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