just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
only you would photoshop your dick
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just found a bag of teeth...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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