you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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